Dog Jokes by Uncle Amon
Author:Uncle Amon
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Hey Sup Bye Publishing
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula like?
A: A bloodhound.
Q: Why did the lazy person buy a very tall dog?
A: So he would not have to bend down to pet it.
Q: Why did the dog run in circles?
A: He was just chasing after his tail.
Q: Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
A: Because the tomato was in a can!
Q: Which dog does not have a tail?
A: A hot dog!
Q: Which dog looks like a cat?
A: Police dog in disguise.
Q: Which dog can tell time?
A: A watchdog.
Q: Why is a dog like a baseball player?
A: He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming!
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